Oh Great

"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi) 08/20/2020 at 17:30 • Filed to: the future is here, shitpost

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Yesterday it was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , today it’s the fricking Borg. And apparently somehow this is Elon Musk’s fault?

I think I’m just going to take my shotgun and my beer and retreat into my bunker.

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 17:35

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streaming music direct to my brain?

the fuck do i need that for?...i already permanently have songs in my head

call me when you can cyborg the rest of me tho...that i’d be cool with... i’d probably sign up for plug in learning matrix style too.... but you can keep the music...

and there better not be fucking advertisements

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 17:35

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streaming music direct to my brain?

the fuck do i need that for?...i already permanently have songs in my head

call me when you can cyborg the rest of me tho...that i’d be cool with... i’d probably sign up for plug in learning matrix style too.... but you can keep the music...

and there better not be fucking advertisements

ttyymmnn > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 17:37

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And then there’s this. I didn’t watch, nor have I heard any results. However, if the AI wins, we’re all screwed.

An Air Force Pilot Will Battle AI In A Virtual F-16 Dogfight Next Week. You Can Watch It Live.

boredalways > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 17:44

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On the plus side, within the next 20 years we could all apply to Public Security Section 9

[The Major will totally whip out asses anyway.]

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > ttyymmnn 08/20/2020 at 17:44

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That was the Skynet reference - someone posted it here yesterday.

Face it, we’re all obsolete. Even you artsy types aren’t safe :

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/20/2020 at 17:47

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Trust me, there will be advertisements. 

SiennaMan > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/20/2020 at 17:56

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 Sorry my friend.  If it makes you feel better, they won't make it like an advert, but like a post hypnotic suggestion.  You won't think about high heel pumps, you'll just have an uncontrollable urge to buy them..

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SiennaMan 08/20/2020 at 18:01

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oh right..... so basically nothing much will be different then :p

ttyymmnn > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 18:02

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Not even wind players are safe.

HammerheadFistpunch > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/20/2020 at 18:08

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We know where this future leads...we don’t want it.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > SiennaMan 08/20/2020 at 18:19

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That must mean my wife’s already a cyborg. Explains a lot.